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The News Corpse, Also known as The Gazette, is the town's two page newspaper, which is published daily at midnight and edited by The Crow. It is also the location of the Great Register: the list consisting of all the town's activities.

If the Search Tower Searchtower has, this page will show the direction of the replenished zones. There is also mention of units of water lost from the well, if the Water Turrets Water Turrets have been upgraded.

On the left-hand page are a few paragraphs relating to the events of the previous day and night, generally not in a pleasant manner. At the bottom of the left page are the obituaries, the list of people who died

List of Possible Gazette Entries

This morning, [resident] celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.

Obituaries

This lists the people who have died during the previous day or night.

The list of the "Deaths in Town" are the people who have been killed by the zombies during the night's attack. The list of "Other Victims" are those who died in other ways ( in the World Beyond by getting Dehydrated! Dehydrated!, etc.

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-'''The News Corpse''', Also known as '''The Gazette''', is the town's two page newspaper, which is published daily at [[midnight]] and edited by The Crow.
+'''The News Corpse''', Also known as '''The Gazette''', is the town's two page newspaper, which is published daily at [[midnight]] and edited by The Crow. It is also the location of the Great Register: the list consisting of all the town's activities.
-It is also the location of the Great Register: the list consisting of all the town's activities.
+If the {{MetaInline|Search Tower}} has, this page will show the direction of the replenished zones. There is also mention of units of water lost from the well, if the {{MetaInline|Water Turrets}} have been upgraded.
+On the left-hand page are a few paragraphs relating to the events of the previous day and night, generally not in a pleasant manner.
+At the bottom of the left page are the obituaries, the list of people who died
+== List of Possible Gazette Entries ==
-The right-hand page gives a pictorial representation of the [[Night_Hordes|Night Hordes]] attack.
+* This morning, [resident] celebrated last night's thwarting of the zombie hordes by running buck naked through the streets. "I wanted to celebrate the dawning of this new day in an appropriate fashion", the citizen explained.
-If a {{MetaInline|Search Tower}} is created, this page will also feature meteorological updates, giving the direction of the rejuvenated squares.
-There is also mention of units of water lost from the Well, from the {{MetaInline|Water Turrets}} as they sprayed water at the zombies.
-On the left-hand page are a few paragraphs relating to the events of last night, or the previous day.
-Usually, The Crow tries to bring shame upon the survivors in these updates.
-It will berate or slander individuals or all of the citizens on a number of subjects, such as
-if anyone died in the [[World Beyond]],
-forgot to close the gate,
-has taken multiple items from the [[bank]],
-or some other fiendish act it suspects we did.
-At the bottom of the left page are the Obituaries.
 =Obituaries=
-It gives an obituary of the people who died the previous night.
+This lists the people who have died during the previous day or night.
-Well, when I say obituary, it gives a list of names, separated into two categories: '''Deaths in town''' and '''Other victims'''.
-=Deaths in town=
-These are entirely concerned with casualties from the previous nights attack.
-Hovering over the names of the dead will give a cause of death, but in this case will invariably be
-'''''Lacerated... Devoured... during the night's attack!'''''
-=Other victims=
-Other victims deals with, er, other victims.
-Hovering over the names will give a cause of death.
-These can include:
-'''''Generalized infection''''':     The 50-50 chance of an {{MetaInline|Infected}} person surviving the night came up tails.
-'''''Withdrawal''''':     Anyone with the {{MetaInline|Hooked!}} status who hasn't had their daily drug before the attack will end up here.
-'''''Terminal Dehydration''''':    Anyone with the {{MetaInline|Dehydrated!}} status who hasn't drunk anything before the attack wastes away here.
-'''''Disappeared in the World Beyond during the night!'''''   : [[Camping]] is dangerous. But it doesn't say they died...
-'''''Cyanide''''' Maybe they got sick of you. Maybe they mis-clicked. The world may never know.
-'''''Unknown reason'''''    : Maybe they couldn't take it any more. Maybe it was spontaneous human combustion. Maybe they got on The Crow's nerves...
+The list of the "Deaths in Town" are the people who have been killed by the zombies during the night's attack. The list of "Other Victims" are those who died in other ways ( in the [[World Beyond]] by getting {{MetaInline|Dehydrated!}}, etc.
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