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Alcohol does not count as food nor water, and therefore will not grant the {{MetaInline|Fed}} or {{MetaInline|Refreshed}} status. However, it will restore your {{AP}} to maximum and give you the {{MetaInline|Drunk}} status. The next day, just after {{MetaInline|The Attack}}, the {{MetaInline|Drunk}} status will evolve into a {{MetaInline|Hangover}}. Both statuses prevent you from drinking further alcohol for the rest of the day.

''Your head is spinning, you almost want to be sick, but at least it woke you up. Now you just need to run...''

==Activity==
*Drink {{MetaInline|'Wake The Dead'}}, {{MetaInline|Vodka Marinostov}}, {{MetaInline|Winness}} or {{MetaInline|Ergot Homebrew}}.

==Titles==
*30× = Just one finger!
*60× = Pilager of the liquor store.
*150× = Hennessy Highwayman
*300× = Barney Gumble of the world beyond
*400× = Absinthe from drinking next time eh?!
*500× = Gimme a drink or the dog gets it!